A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Beds

    Recent research has shown that less than11% of pensioners have bought a new bed in the previous 35 years …

  • Chess

    Chess is the most widely played board game in the world …

  • Movements

    Many pensioners become worried about their bowel movements and set great store by regular motions and well-formed stools …

  • Wigs

    Wigs, which were invented by the 19th century politicians of the same name, are a viable alternative to baldness …

  • Parkour

    Parkour, or free running, is a hugely exhilarating and enjoyable pastime ideally suited to the active pensioner …

  • Aunts

    With their wealth of experience, many pensioners are ideally qualified to be agony aunts …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.