A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Beards

    Although beards can bring an air of authority to many faces, their popularity is probably at an all-time low …

  • Vitamins

    For some pensioners, vitamins can be a simple way to ensure their diet contains minerals conducive to good health …

  • Ardnamurchan

    Ardnamurchan is the most westerly point of mainland Britain …

  • Hunting

    Wren hunting is a traditional Boxing Day activity in which people dress in masks, straw suits and colourful clothing …

  • Dust

    Quentin Crisp famously said that dust didn’t get any worse after the first four years …

  • Buns

    Belgian buns are soft, gooey cakes covered in icing and topped with a glacé cherry …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.