A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Compost

    Every pensioner should have their own compost heap, and if they have a garden, at least two …

  • God

    Although the exact number is a matter of considerable debate, it is estimated that there are more than 3,600 gods actively worshipped somewhere in the world …

  • Centres

    For pensioners, garden centres are the equivalent of drop-in clubs for delinquents …

  • Incontinence

    Although we were all born unable to control our bodily functions, it sadly befalls the pensioner to be the principal victim of regressing to this state …

  • Fireplace

    The curious sounding Portuguese Fireplace is a memorial to be found in the New Forest …

  • Topiary

    Topiary was invented by Mary Queen of Scots while imprisoned in England …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.