A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Dreams

    Because they usually sleep more, pensioners have a much greater chance to enjoy the surrealist landscape that is their dreams …

  • Day

    Smallcreep’s Day is the only novel by Peter Currell Brown …

  • Grayling

    (See Duckenfield, David)

  • Toobin

    (See Lukashenko, Alexander)

  • Lent

    Lent was originally a fast of 36 days introduced in the 4th century …

  • Choirs

    Although many people believe choirs were invented by Gareth Malone in 2005, their actual history can be traced back more than 5,000 years …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.