A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners increasing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Carveries

    Many hotels and pubs offer Sunday carveries and these provide pensioners with a very inexpensive way to enjoy a hot meal …

  • Nights

    Since most pensioners will be several decades older than other potential participants, very few are ever invited to a stag night …

  • Shops

    Farm shops are very good alternatives to supermarkets if you’re buying meat, dairy products …

  • Orienteering

    Orienteering is a form of cross-country racing in which competitors navigate from point to point using only a compass …

  • Aunts

    With their wealth of experience, many pensioners are ideally qualified to be agony aunts …

  • Parks

    Safari parks were invented by the 7th Marquis of Bath in 1966 …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.