A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

Click to move tabs right, hold to scroll

<< left right >>

Click to move tabs left, hold to scroll

  • Moa

    The Lawn Moa is a sub-species of the large flightless bird once native to New Zealand …

  • Cleaners

    Many pensioners experience great difficulty in finding a reliable, competent person to maintain the glazed areas of their home …

  • Allowance

    One of the first indications that you’ve become a pensioner is the arrival of your winter fuel allowance …

  • Clarkson

    (See Campbell, Naomi)

  • Presents

    Despite being relatively easy to please, the typical pensioner will receive five unwanted presents every Christmas …

  • Kalanick

    (See Dyer, Danny)

Scroll to the left Scroll to the right


Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.