A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Gargoyles

    Gargoyles are grotesque heads or figures usually projecting from roofs …

  • Disorder

    Obsessive compulsive disorder is a disturbing condition which fortunately affects young people …

  • Algebra

    Algebra is the branch of mathematics dealing with the general properties of numbers …

  • Punctuation

    Along with spelling and grammar, punctuation is one aspect of written English that only the obsessive really bother about …

  • Dogs

    Owning a dog is an excellent way for pensioners to take exercise and enjoy loyal companionship …

  • Geller

    (See Newmark, Brooks)

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.