A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners increasing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Kebabs

    Kebabs are specifically designed for consumption by drunken teenagers and should never be eaten by pensioners …

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  • Tesco

    Until 2014, it was generally assumed that Tesco would be a nation state in its own right by 2030 …

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  • Orgasms

    Faking orgasms can add intensity and pleasure to sexual activities between pensioners …

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  • Tools

    By the time you reach pension age, you should have accumulated enough tools for any task inside or outside of the home …

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  • Carveries

    Many hotels and pubs offer Sunday carveries and these provide pensioners with a very inexpensive way to enjoy a hot meal …

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  • Release

    Equity release is a financial scheme whereby you get a relatively small sum of money to pay this year’s gas bill and a very large company gets your house …

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Disclaimer

Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.