A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Shoes

    Despite most pensioners’ feet being protected by a lifetime’s hard-wearing calluses, the majority still choose to wear shoes …

  • Fireworks

    Fireworks are thought to have originated in 7th century China and are now used throughout the world …

  • Plumbers

    There are two types of plumbers the average pensioner is likely to encounter …

  • Toobin

    (See Lukashenko, Alexander)

  • Kale

    Curly kale is a leafy vegetable rich in vitamins and iron …

  • Cannabis

    There is considerable evidence that smoking cannabis can provide effective pain relief for many conditions which commonly affect pensioners …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.