A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Dances

    Tea dances have become increasingly popular in recent years …

  • Cruets

    Most pensioners have at least one cruet set, usually kept in a corner of a kitchen cabinet …

  • Kidnapped

    According to the most recent UK crime survey, the odds of any pensioner being kidnapped are approximately 1.69 million to one …

  • Spells

    A large proportion of pensioners experience dizzy spells at some time …

  • Waterfalls

    Waterfalls are stunning examples of the beauty to be found in nature …

  • Paper

    Despite it having one very specific function, toilet paper is now available in over 300 different varieties …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.