A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners increasing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Royalty

    While it may seem unlikely that you’ll ever meet a member of the royal family, it pays to be prepared for such an eventuality …

  • Day

    In 2015, March 25th has been designated International Waffle Day …

  • Twelfth

    The Glorious Twelfth is the 12th of August and marks the official start of the grouse shooting season …

  • Fruit

    Fruit is very good for you and comes in a variety of colours to complement a wide variety of fabrics and décor …

  • Dust

    Quentin Crisp famously said that dust didn’t get any worse after the first four years …

  • Thatching

    Thatch is a traditional roofing material developed in mediaeval Britain …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.