A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners increasing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Allotments

    Despite government contempt for allotments, it’s still possible to find small enclosures of fertile land which are used for this purpose …

  • Dieting

    No pensioner should be trying to lose weight, as you’ll need all the body fat you can muster to keep warm …

  • Halloween

    Halloween is a harmless festivity which can be enjoyed by young and old alike …

  • Postcards

    With e-mail and texting now the preferred forms of communication for most people, pensioners account for almost 98% of all postcards …

  • Beards

    Although beards can bring an air of authority to many faces, their popularity is probably at an all-time low …

  • Bands

    Many pensioners acquire unfeasibly large collections of elastic bands …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.