A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Plan

    Devised by the UK Treasury to replace the phrase ‘Long-Winded Economic Piffle’ …

  • Dust

    Quentin Crisp famously said that dust didn’t get any worse after the first four years …

  • Fencing

    There are three main types of fencing with which pensioners may become involved …

  • Obituaries

    Unless you’re famous or extremely well-known in your local community, it’s unlikely that anyone will write an obituary to mark your passing …

  • Kale

    Curly kale is a leafy vegetable rich in vitamins and iron …

  • Baptisms

    While baptism was once a universal event in a child’s life, the practice has become significantly less common in recent years ,,,

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.