A New Approach to Getting Old.

With the number of pensioners growing year by year, they undoubtedly represent an increasingly important sector of our society.  Yet, in the main, their concerns, interests and aspirations are marginalised at best and virtually ignored at worst.

This unique on-line guide sets out to redress that situation, pulling together expert opinion and essential information on a huge range of topics – from keeping alligators as pets to global warming, celeriac, God and everything in between.

Arranged in a convenient alphabetical format and written almost entirely in English, Wrinklypedia gives the 21st century pensioner immediate access to endless invaluable advice that will transform virtually every aspect of their life.

Or, at least, explain to them why washing and muesli are such bad ideas. 

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  • Darts

    (See Exercise)

  • Headaches

    Although aspirin can be used to alleviate headaches, it’s certainly better to use traditional remedies …

  • K2

    At 28,251 ft (8,611m), K2 is the second highest mountain in the world …

  • Bed

    Reading in bed is a sure sign of advancing years, unless you’re reading the Sporting Life …

  • Naps

    Having consumed a large sandwich and watched the one o’clock news, dozing in front of the television is an essential part of the pensioner’s day …

  • Dolphins

    Swimming with dolphins is by far the most popular item to appear on bucket lists …

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Although our aim at Wrinklypedia has always been to make use of acknowledged experts in the many topics we cover, we have usually given up fairly quickly and mostly relied on people we already know.  This may mean that occasionally, or much more often, the information and/or opinions expressed have a fairly tenuous connection with reality. No pensioners were harmed in the making of this website.