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Viagra has proved an extremely effective way for pensioners to alleviate the problems of erectile dysfunction and many now start their day with a Viagra sandwich just in case their partner should feel frisky at some stage during the next 24 hours.
Viagra is free to pensioners on the NHS, but those too embarrassed or shy to ask their GP for it will find a ready source of supply on the internet. However, care should be taken when using such suppliers, as a high proportion only provide counterfeit products containing little more than arrowroot, popping candy and poster paint. As a general rule, if the cost per pill is less than 20p and the supplier is called ‘getwood.com’, ‘gonads&hardon.co.uk’ or ‘keepituppy.orgasm’, it’s probably wise not to order more than 10,000.
Viagra has also become a recreational drug for young people and a brief text message to your grandchildren may prove rewarding for all concerned.