Dolphins, Swimming with


Swimming with dolphins is by far the most popular item to appear on bucket lists, well ahead of swimming with Dolf Lundgren and swimming with dull Finns.

A few people aspire to synchronised swimming with dolphins, despite it being extremely difficult to persuade them to wear nose clips and waterproof mascara.

In 2013, four pensioners were abducted by east European dolphins and trafficked to a water park in Tirana, where they were forced to leap through hoops and burst balloons with their noses.